You know who really grinds my gears?
Asher Roth. Ok, so he was a warm up for a concert I went to a while ago. All the sudden I hear, "Yo, yo, yo, if you snuck weed in to the Garden lit it up NOW!" And then I see a dweeby jewish kid walk on stage.
Ok, asher. You are from Morrisville, PA. You will rased in a well to do house. Eminem atleast has 8 mile. What you got? Oh, yeah, YOU ARE JEWISH! At least Matisyahu, The guy from the Wu Tang Clan and the beastie boys were respectable. You are a disgrace. What would your bubbie and zadie think about lyrics like "Drink my beer and smoke my weed" and "And I love drinking, ay! I love women, ay! Man, I love college?" Are these nice Jewish girls you love? Your safta should smack you upside the head! Oh, and what the fuck college did you go to... The Donald Trump Online University? Get a job. A real one.
Ok, so stop rapping, you annoy me. Go to shul.
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