sketchy investment emails

You know what really grinds my gears?

sketchy investment emails. SO the other day, my blackberry buzzed. I got excited, so I picked it up and saw the following email:

Dear Friend,

My name is MR ALI BARAKAH .I work as an AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER of BANQUE COMMERCIALE DU BUKINA (B.C.B) ,working as part of a bigger team that covers the entire African region,I had taken pains to find your contact through personal endeavors,On routine audit check last month,I discovered some investment Accounts that had been dormant for the last seven years.

All the accounts belong to a single holder (NAME WITH HELD) with monies totaling a little above $11.5 million United States Dollars plus interest,I need a trust-worthy partner to assist us in recieving this funds for further investment in your country,You will be required to:

(1) Assist me in the recieving of this sum in your Country.

(2) Advise on areas for potential future investment in your country.

(3) Assist me in carrying a feasibility study before actual investment.

If you decide to render your service to me in this regard,you will be entitled to a percentage that will be agree that 40% of this money will be for you as a respect to the provision of a foriegn account , 10% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 50% would be for me and it will take only five working days the money will be transfer into your account as soon as possible.

1. Full Names.
2. Full contact Address (Not P.O Box).
3. Phone number(s).
4. Age.
5. Details of past work experiences.
Thank you and regards.
MR ALI BARAKAH

Like, ok creeps. I am not giving you any of this information, so please Mr. Ali Barakah. Go away. I cant imagine meeting the person who is so stupid as to respond to this. No one would. Just stop trying.

ps- Are you the same guy who runs the Spanish Lottery?