Slow Walkers

You know what really grinds my gears?

Slow Walkers. So I am walking down the street and I notice myself slowing down and then I look around and realize that I am caught behind a slow walker. I look to the left and the right and see that this slow walker has other slow walker friends and they are all wobbling slowly down Third Ave together. So, I cant pass them. I am stuck behind the slow people. And then I was late to an appointment. And no one would ever buy the slow walker excuse. But really, what is the deal with these people? Like they all look healthy, some even have long legs. So why are they so slow?? Do these people have nothing to do or do they just want to piss busy people like myself off?

So here is my plan to fix it. You know how we have bicycle lanes? Lets have slow walker lanes, this way they can have their space and normal people can have ours. I don't care what they do or how slow they walk in their slow peoples lane, that's none of my business, but as long as they are out of the way, I dont care.