Friday, March 5, 2010

people who insist that god is a man.

You know what really grinds my gears?

People who insist that god is a man. Look, I am religious, dont get me wrong, but really, think about this. People want to picture god as this old, white man. Let me tell ya. Old white men cant do shit. If anyone is god, it is either an overbearing Jewish mother or a sassy black woman who also works at the DMV. Why? Because these women actually accomplish things in their day. Like, if a messiah ever comes, the messiah isnt going to be taking the limo to the country club in Westchester, the messiah will be in Harlem helping to feed the poor. Get real America!

Oh, and Rush Limbaugh, every time you open your mouth, God puts a tally mark on a piece of paper with your name on it. She is on her third legal pad.

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