Fruit Salads.

You know what really grinds my gears?

Fruit Salads.
There are two types. The bad and the horrible

The bad: This is when the fruit is incredible, but even if it is still the best fruit ever, there are only a few pieces you actually want, so you have to pick around the bad ones.

The horrible: This is when the fruit is bad and it has been sitting out for a few days. You go to pick that piece you want out and it tastes funny. Then you go and try another type of fruit and realize that while all the fruits might look different, they taste the same. Also, this type may contain an unrecognizable piece of fruit, that is maybe white and cube shaped (like maybe it is old cantaloupe, or a honey dew or pineapple) or maybe is small and sperical (and you can tell whether it is a fucked up grape or a bad blueberry) and only god knows. No, actually, god doesnt know. He is sitting up in heaven scratching his head thinking, What the fuck is that?