You know what really grinds my gears?
Valentines day. Ok, so this is how I picture it being created. There are two people who work for the hallmark corporation sitting an evil lair planing on not only how to make a shit ton of money, but also how to make single people feel bad about being single.
So, every year on Feb 14th, we have to all go spend money on shit made in china if we have a significant other and if we dont, we have to sit in our apartments infront of the ten o'clock news with a pint of Ben and Jerry's wallowing in our own self pitty.
So, dear President Obama or Donald Hall (CEO of Hallmark) or who ever the fuck is incharge. Can we just kill this holiday? K. Thanks.
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