Sunday, February 14, 2010

Guidos

You know what really grinds my gears?

Guidos.

Do you wear Ed Hardy?
Do you drive a "tricked out car"?
Do you have a fake tan, designer sunglasses and a gym membership that you use way too much?
Do you hang out with "your bros" and use "no homo" frequently?
Do you disrespect women?
Do you use hair gel like it is water?

Then please stay in Staten Island and New Jersey. You are not welcome in the city. Nobody likes you.

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